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Apr 24, 2014 / 225,820 notes

gallifrey-feels:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor

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Apr 24, 2014 / 512,895 notes

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

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Apr 24, 2014 / 414,018 notes

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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Apr 24, 2014 / 92,331 notes

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(via twearthquake)

Apr 24, 2014 / 156,904 notes

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

(via acidmindfuck)

Apr 23, 2014 / 461,860 notes

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via carmie143)

gnarly:

my baby
Apr 23, 2014 / 329,394 notes

gnarly:

my baby

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Apr 23, 2014 / 18,586 notes
Apr 23, 2014 / 131,321 notes

saule100:

betterthanmama:

missespeon:

outofcontextarthur:

can we talk about how this fucking pbs show aimed at little kids easily talked about how anxiety is stressful but normal

That’s because Arthur is an amazing show and has some amazing writers and the creators feel that kids aren’t stupid. Yeah, maybe it is super cheesy and feel goodsy and maybe big executives don’t think that sell, but I fucking love Arthur.

(via thecoolcatsblog)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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Apr 23, 2014 / 170,913 notes

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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